Had to knock a saleen drivers teeth out saturday night.

11-28-2001, 04:14 PM

OK, my buddies and I head out to Houston saturday night, westheimer road is a big street scene. I take my L and a couple of my buddies took their stangs. Anyway I had a few races, even beat a new z06. Then I pull into the parking lot where there are about 100 cars hanging out. We chilled for a while, then I was ready to cruise again, I see this new saleen s281 sitting across the parking lot so I go over and check it out. I pull up next to it and say "man thats a nice car." The guy that owned it looked at me and said "Yeah I know." What a GREAT GUY. Anyway he MADE ME LAUGH, so I asked him if he wanted to run em. He made a big scene for everybody, and said "Let me tell you something BOY!" HE WAS A LITTLE OLDER, SO I TOOK IT AS A COMPLEMENT. Then he said,"you better have a vortech straped on top of that eaton if you think you can hang with me." So I said "how about we go RACE FOR FUN, find out." My L is heavaly modded by the way. He proceeds to tell me he will bust my *** and this that and the other. I could see right through him though being as I have been a serious NICE GUY for a while and have delt with NICER GENTLEMEN than him. I guess he thought I was just a punk kid. I'm 23, he was about 30ish. After he got through mouthing off, I said "are you going to get in that BEAUTIFUL MACHINE, WHICH IS SO MUCH NICER THAN MINE, and run me or not." Well right then the cops pulled in and made everybody leave. I tried to find him but he was gone in traffic, but I took it upon myself to find him later that night. Well about 2 hours later I'm cruising, and stop for a red light, and who pulls up beside me? It's my ol pal in the saleen. The light turns green, we take off and I get him by about 2 cars. He pulls up beside me again and we go from a roll, this time it was about 1 car. Then he pulls up and says he wasnt even trying, and this that and the other. WEEELLL, later I pull back in the parking lot and the guy is there, he begins talking ****, and tells me how poor I am because all I can afford is a lightning. WTF??? So I tell him if he wants, I'll bring my cobra back next weekend and really LET HIM SEE A POOR MANS CAR. This MAKES HIM LAUGH, so I stay at it, I told him he should NEVER BUY a cobra, and put a blower on it, BECAUSE IT IS A POOR MANS CAR. We SHOT THE BREEZE for a while, till I got tired of listening to him so I bid him goodbye and drove to the other side of the lott. All is well for about 30 minuets or so, untill he rolls by, calls me a fu#*ing ***** and throws a full can of beer at my truck, which hit the tonneu cover and peels out to leave. Now he will get A GREAT BIG HUG! He was planning on hauling *** but didnt plan on getting stuck behind a bunch of cars waiting to go out. I run as fast as I can and catch up to him, now normaly I would have just REACHED RIGHT IN THE CAR AND HUGGED HIM, but since he obviously thought his car was the fastest, best looking thing on wheels , I thought I'd WAX it for him. I really hated doing it, but I GOT SOME ZAINO, AND POLISHED IT ALL NIGHT. I WIPED THE DIRT OFF OF HIS WHEELS , and STEAM CLEANED HIS CARPET. Man, this guy was HAPPY. Then I told him to get in his car, SINCE IT WAS A RICH MANS CAR, AND ALL I COULD AFFORD WAS A LIGHTNING AND HAVE A NICE NIGHT. He was OH SO HAPPY man. He drug his HANDSOM SELF up, got in his car and rolled out. Now, I didnt want this to happen, but he just pushed me too far. AND WHEN I GET PUSHED TOO FAR, I DO NICE THINGS FOR PEOPLE This is also the reason I have stopped hanging around the street scene as much lately. Anyway I'm not a violent person, and am real layed back, but I do have a limit, and am a damn good CAR DETAILER. Anyway I thought you guys might like to hear this HAPPY story.

PS... ASSWIPE, this is for you, since you obviously think I am a cock for acting the way I did. And since you think violence is NEVER the answer. So let me know when you do get a lightning, and I'm going to come over and throw full cans of beer at it, and then instead of getting mad, you can just blow it off, cause I'm a jerk. HOWS THAT SOUND!!! Yeah, thats what I thought.

Oh, and for you other guys, I'm just kidding, I could never do that to a L.

[This message has been edited by LJSVT (edited 11-29-2001).]

11-28-2001, 04:27 PM

Well, if he tossed a beer can at you/your truck then he pretty much asked for it. It's too bad you had to kick a Saleen's door in, but I can't say as I blame ya. Was this guy drunk or what? He sounds like a real ****! Oh yeah, Good Kill!

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'91 GMC Syclone 12.0's@111.5,,,so far

11-28-2001, 04:35 PM

I would have kicked his *** the second he mouthed off to me. If he hit my truck, got help him. I would have beat him to death and took his car. Right on brother, do what you got to. I don't frown on you at all. Its not a sad story either, just one less *******.

11-28-2001, 04:57 PM

did he deserve it? ab-so-friggin-lutely (much too late IMHO)

However, you did go over and 'take the bait' when he showed he was an *** the first time.

be safe out there.

11-28-2001, 05:35 PM

Definitely deserved. That's like messin' with a man's woman. Don't mess with the L!! I can't believe he thru that can at you and the truck. He got what he deserved. Did it damage the truck? I had something like that happen to me. Some idiot here keyed my 4x4 I had a few years back. I knew who did it and went after him the next night. I tried to get him out of his truck but he wouldn't stop and took off. Neither him nor his buddy would get out and fight me. And I was by myself. Go figure. You know, I figured 2 against me wasn't too bad of odds for them. After that he disappeared for about 2 or 3 weeks. No one saw him anywhere. Then he got sent to jail for robbing a Subway restaurant.

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Adam B.
1994 Red SVT Lightning #2019

Magnaflow w/off-road H-pipe

11-28-2001, 05:40 PM

Piece of advice - Battery is a felony and you've confessed to it here in writing (not to mention the several other lesser crimes). If you want the thread removed, edit the first post down to nothing and I'll toss it.

Otherwise, it's fine by me if it's here, but just thought I'd look out for you a little bit. If Saleen Boy presses charges and they find this thread, you're screwed.

11-28-2001, 05:56 PM

On behalf of Saleen owners and enthusiasts, I apologize for this idiot.

Man, I winced when I read that you kicked in the door. He deserved what he got, and apparently you got him good.

I readily admit that Saleens are not fast cars,(at least mine isn't...yet)

Just watch your back, even assholes have friends.

JFX

[This message has been edited by JFX001 (edited 11-28-2001).]

[This message has been edited by JFX001 (edited 11-28-2001).]

11-28-2001, 06:29 PM

that assho#@ got what he deserved. Where we steet race up in philly, it gets pretty heated some times, just like that. every one thinks they have the best and fastest car. A beer can at my L would have made me get the 12ga out for some saleen target shootin. I've heard I the "I wasn't even trying" thing to. I guees it can **** someone off when a 4,600 pound pickup truck beats there car.

Lightnings: can take a beatin, designed to give one.

11-28-2001, 07:09 PM

good kill and a much deserved *** whoopin, but if you're smart, you'll edit the post. sounds like the guy didn't have any brains, but any moron can hire a good lawyer.

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11-28-2001, 07:09 PM

FMOS, thanks, but I'm not worried about it. I doubt an idiot like that could even use a computer! And yes, I think someone like this shouldnt be allowed to drive a saleen. I guess I could have called the cops on him, but the can didmt really hurt my truck, and I had a whole lot more fun the way it happend. Aside from my fists hurting the next morning.

11-28-2001, 08:43 PM

Violence is never the answer. I'm quite sure this all could have been worked out through diplomacy and forgiveness, right? Nah, the hell with that, I'm sure I would've kicked his sorry *** too!

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11-28-2001, 09:17 PM

LJ,

I'm with Jeff and Max on this one. An edit would be in your best interest.

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">I doubt an idiot like that could even use a computer! </font>

Maybe not but witnesses to this carnage, his buddies and family, and/or legal representation more than likely do especially if you have an NLOC sticker in your rear window.

Again, he deserved it.

One more thing and I'll shut up, striking someone/thing with an closed hand is bad practice. Palm heel strikes do just as much (or more) damage than a punch with no compensation for distance needed either. Not that I would have any (pardon the pun) first-hand experience or anything.

Take the advice and edit.

NLOC GEN2 VP

11-28-2001, 11:24 PM

I agree, delete this post you your own sake. Remember that VW guy getting sued for posting about that dealership?
Anyway, you did good. That guy was a total ***** and needed a good *** whooping. I can't believe how much of an ******* he was.

11-28-2001, 11:36 PM

good job man... im the same way, gotta fuse a mile long, but when its out... theres no stopping me. **** him, he got what he deserved.. i think his pride was hurt more than his face or his door.. i wouldnt worry about it;. you get props from me dude. he crossed the line. jeff does have a good point though.. i say leave it up long enough for people to read your story, and then make it less incriminating.
Pete

11-28-2001, 11:51 PM

I never had much respect for a guy that gets mad at me and takes it out on my vehicle. Maybe next time he'll think twice, or make sure he can get away

.
One more thing to consider: have you ever been to other car/truck enthusiast boards? I have. Maybe if he's an enthusiast, or his friends are, your post will get back to him. You're a grown man, do what's right for you, if nobody cared what happened they wouldn't give the free advice.

11-28-2001, 04:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
LJSVT Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	Had to knock a saleen drivers teeth out saturday night. OK, my buddies and I head out to Houston saturday night, westheimer road is a big street scene. I take my L and a couple of my buddies took their stangs. Anyway I had a few races, even beat a new z06. Then I pull into the parking lot where there are about 100 cars hanging out. We chilled for a while, then I was ready to cruise again, I see this new saleen s281 sitting across the parking lot so I go over and check it out. I pull up next to it and say "man thats a nice car." The guy that owned it looked at me and said "Yeah I know." What a GREAT GUY. Anyway he MADE ME LAUGH, so I asked him if he wanted to run em. He made a big scene for everybody, and said "Let me tell you something BOY!" HE WAS A LITTLE OLDER, SO I TOOK IT AS A COMPLEMENT. Then he said,"you better have a vortech straped on top of that eaton if you think you can hang with me." So I said "how about we go RACE FOR FUN, find out." My L is heavaly modded by the way. He proceeds to tell me he will bust my * and this that and the other. I could see right through him though being as I have been a serious NICE GUY for a while and have delt with NICER GENTLEMEN than him. I guess he thought I was just a punk kid. I'm 23, he was about 30ish. After he got through mouthing off, I said "are you going to get in that BEAUTIFUL MACHINE, WHICH IS SO MUCH NICER THAN MINE, and run me or not." Well right then the cops pulled in and made everybody leave. I tried to find him but he was gone in traffic, but I took it upon myself to find him later that night. Well about 2 hours later I'm cruising, and stop for a red light, and who pulls up beside me? It's my ol pal in the saleen. The light turns green, we take off and I get him by about 2 cars. He pulls up beside me again and we go from a roll, this time it was about 1 car. Then he pulls up and says he wasnt even trying, and this that and the other. WEEELLL, later I pull back in the parking lot and the guy is there, he begins talking *, and tells me how poor I am because all I can afford is a lightning. WTF??? So I tell him if he wants, I'll bring my cobra back next weekend and really LET HIM SEE A POOR MANS CAR. This MAKES HIM LAUGH, so I stay at it, I told him he should NEVER BUY a cobra, and put a blower on it, BECAUSE IT IS A POOR MANS CAR. We SHOT THE BREEZE for a while, till I got tired of listening to him so I bid him goodbye and drove to the other side of the lott. All is well for about 30 minuets or so, untill he rolls by, calls me a fu#ing *** and throws a full can of beer at my truck, which hit the tonneu cover and peels out to leave. Now he will get A GREAT BIG HUG! He was planning on hauling * but didnt plan on getting stuck behind a bunch of cars waiting to go out. I run as fast as I can and catch up to him, now normaly I would have just REACHED RIGHT IN THE CAR AND HUGGED HIM, but since he obviously thought his car was the fastest, best looking thing on wheels , I thought I'd WAX it for him. I really hated doing it, but I GOT SOME ZAINO, AND POLISHED IT ALL NIGHT. I WIPED THE DIRT OFF OF HIS WHEELS , and STEAM CLEANED HIS CARPET. Man, this guy was HAPPY. Then I told him to get in his car, SINCE IT WAS A RICH MANS CAR, AND ALL I COULD AFFORD WAS A LIGHTNING AND HAVE A NICE NIGHT. He was OH SO HAPPY man. He drug his HANDSOM SELF up, got in his car and rolled out. Now, I didnt want this to happen, but he just pushed me too far. AND WHEN I GET PUSHED TOO FAR, I DO NICE THINGS FOR PEOPLE This is also the reason I have stopped hanging around the street scene as much lately. Anyway I'm not a violent person, and am real layed back, but I do have a limit, and am a damn good CAR DETAILER. Anyway I thought you guys might like to hear this HAPPY story. PS... ASSWIPE, this is for you, since you obviously think I am a cock for acting the way I did. And since you think violence is NEVER the answer. So let me know when you do get a lightning, and I'm going to come over and throw full cans of beer at it, and then instead of getting mad, you can just blow it off, cause I'm a jerk. HOWS THAT SOUND!!! Yeah, thats what I thought. Oh, and for you other guys, I'm just kidding, I could never do that to a L. [This message has been edited by LJSVT (edited 11-29-2001).]

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11-28-2001, 04:27 PM	#2 (permalink)
Hamrhead Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	Well, if he tossed a beer can at you/your truck then he pretty much asked for it. It's too bad you had to kick a Saleen's door in, but I can't say as I blame ya. Was this guy drunk or what? He sounds like a real ****! Oh yeah, Good Kill! ------------------ Mike Hague '99 L Black 13.36@102.26 '95 Cobra R 13.18@106+ '91 GMC Syclone 12.0's@111.5,,,so far

11-28-2001, 04:35 PM	#3 (permalink)
Lightningfastsvt Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	I would have kicked his * the second he mouthed off to me. If he hit my truck, got help him. I would have beat him to death and took his car. Right on brother, do what you got to. I don't frown on you at all. Its not a sad story either, just one less *****.

11-28-2001, 04:57 PM	#4 (permalink)
Speedin Bob Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	did he deserve it? ab-so-friggin-lutely (much too late IMHO) However, you did go over and 'take the bait' when he showed he was an *** the first time. be safe out there.

11-28-2001, 05:35 PM	#5 (permalink)
MO351 Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	Definitely deserved. That's like messin' with a man's woman. Don't mess with the L!! I can't believe he thru that can at you and the truck. He got what he deserved. Did it damage the truck? I had something like that happen to me. Some idiot here keyed my 4x4 I had a few years back. I knew who did it and went after him the next night. I tried to get him out of his truck but he wouldn't stop and took off. Neither him nor his buddy would get out and fight me. And I was by myself. Go figure. You know, I figured 2 against me wasn't too bad of odds for them. After that he disappeared for about 2 or 3 weeks. No one saw him anywhere. Then he got sent to jail for robbing a Subway restaurant. ------------------ Adam B. 1994 Red SVT Lightning #2019 Magnaflow w/off-road H-pipe

11-28-2001, 05:40 PM	#6 (permalink)
FMOS Racing Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	Piece of advice - Battery is a felony and you've confessed to it here in writing (not to mention the several other lesser crimes). If you want the thread removed, edit the first post down to nothing and I'll toss it. Otherwise, it's fine by me if it's here, but just thought I'd look out for you a little bit. If Saleen Boy presses charges and they find this thread, you're screwed.

11-28-2001, 05:56 PM	#7 (permalink)
JFX001 Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	On behalf of Saleen owners and enthusiasts, I apologize for this idiot. Man, I winced when I read that you kicked in the door. He deserved what he got, and apparently you got him good. I readily admit that Saleens are not fast cars,(at least mine isn't...yet) Just watch your back, even assholes have friends. JFX [This message has been edited by JFX001 (edited 11-28-2001).] [This message has been edited by JFX001 (edited 11-28-2001).]

11-28-2001, 06:29 PM	#8 (permalink)
MXer Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	that assho#@ got what he deserved. Where we steet race up in philly, it gets pretty heated some times, just like that. every one thinks they have the best and fastest car. A beer can at my L would have made me get the 12ga out for some saleen target shootin. I've heard I the "I wasn't even trying" thing to. I guees it can **** someone off when a 4,600 pound pickup truck beats there car. Lightnings: can take a beatin, designed to give one.

11-28-2001, 07:09 PM	#9 (permalink)
maxboxa Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	good kill and a much deserved *** whoopin, but if you're smart, you'll edit the post. sounds like the guy didn't have any brains, but any moron can hire a good lawyer. ------------------ NLOC #702 01L #778 born on 2/9/01 JDM Flip Chip, Filter & Breather JL 5# Lower Pulley Line Mod Valve Boost Bypass Solonoid NGK Plugs Ruslow's Pan Hard Bar & Rotors Belltech 2" rear drop 1994 Land Rover Discovery

11-28-2001, 07:09 PM	#10 (permalink)
LJSVT Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	FMOS, thanks, but I'm not worried about it. I doubt an idiot like that could even use a computer! And yes, I think someone like this shouldnt be allowed to drive a saleen. I guess I could have called the cops on him, but the can didmt really hurt my truck, and I had a whole lot more fun the way it happend. Aside from my fists hurting the next morning.

11-28-2001, 08:43 PM	#11 (permalink)
Gitchi Manitou Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	Violence is never the answer. I'm quite sure this all could have been worked out through diplomacy and forgiveness, right? Nah, the hell with that, I'm sure I would've kicked his sorry *** too! ------------------ Stevie-Ray NLOC #606 MILOC #21 2000 Red L #3460 DOB 5-31 ARE LSII BedRug Custom mats Clear tails Keypad Entry JL Stage II Ram Air 2001 Ranger 4X4 Daily Driver GOD BLESS AMERICA! Where the Stars and Stripes and the Eagle Fly

11-28-2001, 11:24 PM	#13 (permalink)
DJANIMATE Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	I agree, delete this post you your own sake. Remember that VW guy getting sued for posting about that dealership? Anyway, you did good. That guy was a total *** and needed a good * whooping. I can't believe how much of an ******* he was.

11-28-2001, 11:36 PM	#14 (permalink)
RedRT Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	good job man... im the same way, gotta fuse a mile long, but when its out... theres no stopping me. **** him, he got what he deserved.. i think his pride was hurt more than his face or his door.. i wouldnt worry about it;. you get props from me dude. he crossed the line. jeff does have a good point though.. i say leave it up long enough for people to read your story, and then make it less incriminating. Pete

11-28-2001, 11:51 PM	#15 (permalink)
cplgunn Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	I never had much respect for a guy that gets mad at me and takes it out on my vehicle. Maybe next time he'll think twice, or make sure he can get away . One more thing to consider: have you ever been to other car/truck enthusiast boards? I have. Maybe if he's an enthusiast, or his friends are, your post will get back to him. You're a grown man, do what's right for you, if nobody cared what happened they wouldn't give the free advice.