How much air can rice get????!! (kinda long)

11-28-2001, 10:37 PM

Well i really dont race too often because I'm only 19. but this was a race i couldnt pass up. I see this riced out accord. with the infamous type R badge and the fart can exhaust and an aftermarket front airdam. we are on a 4 lane road (2 on each side) i see him and he flys by me thinking he is a bad ***. the lane forms into 1 and he is in front of me reving that fart pipe, so i put my truck in neutral and rev mine. the only thing is i have no mufflers HAHA. so anyways we both end up making a left onto another 4 lane road and he pulls besides me and i drop my truck into 2nd and punch it. I have 4 car lengths on this guy then i see railroad tracks coming up. i really dont like to hit bumps hard so i slow down from about 90mph to about 20 so i can get over these bumps. As we all know those guys with rice love there fly bys so he does it going about 80 or so, hits the rail road tracks gets about 2 feet of air slams the front end of his car on the concrete, tears off the whole front air dam into pieces and then runs the red light ahead cuz he was so embarrassed. I just laughed my *** off at this guy. the funny part was he was about 30 years old and with his woman!!!! HAHAHA. how many ricers need to be smoked before they think they are slow???!!! sorry for the long post...

11-28-2001, 10:50 PM

Oh.....my.....gosh!!!!! That is the best method I have ever heard of deterring a flyby!!!

Cool,

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- Kevin
Black '94 #907

11-28-2001, 11:18 PM

"When fly by's go bad"

11-28-2001, 11:56 PM

ROTFL- Brings new meaning to the phrase "FLY by"! Did I hear a big Homer Simpson DOOOHHH!

11-29-2001, 12:08 AM

[This message has been edited by Redneck Ferrari (edited 11-28-2001).]

11-29-2001, 05:40 AM

Bet if there was a caption above his head as he was in mid-air it would have said "Ohhhhhh Shiiiiiitttttt" Good story

- Rick -

11-29-2001, 10:28 AM

Hilarious!! Thats almost as good as the one from Lil'Zeus(?) where the guy did a fly by right in fornt of the cops. So did you pick up a piece of the airdam to keep as a trophy/wartnig to future ricers?

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Chuck P
1993#3951 (24k miles, mod'ed and lots of custom parts)
NLOC#138
NLOC Michigan area Regional Representative
MiLOC#10

00 Focus ZX3
99 GT conv
91 GT (race/show car- in hibernation)

11-29-2001, 02:25 PM

haha no i just left the pieces there cuz it was in the middle of the intersection.. im sure pieces are still there. maybe i should go back. hahahahaha

11-29-2001, 03:40 PM

I think I would have ran the light also just to chatch up and talk a little smack in front of his chick...

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2001 Black Lightning
Factory tonneau cover
Spray on Bed Liner
Factory Trailer Hitch
93 Mustang GT/NOS and other goodies

11-29-2001, 06:36 PM

Thats a good one! Id have loved to have been on the side of the road with a video camera to catch him in "flight"..

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Rod K.

'93 Lightning #1529 NLOC #675
13.27 @ 101.55 Au Natural
12.67 @ 102.52 Kinda juiced..
'98 SVT Contour E1 #5782
'00 Suzuki Bandit S1200 10s??

11-29-2001, 07:14 PM

dude you REALLY should have got the war trophy, or maybe just put a little "type R" logo for a kill on your truck like they did on planes in WWII

11-28-2001, 10:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
light94ning Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	How much air can rice get????!! (kinda long) Well i really dont race too often because I'm only 19. but this was a race i couldnt pass up. I see this riced out accord. with the infamous type R badge and the fart can exhaust and an aftermarket front airdam. we are on a 4 lane road (2 on each side) i see him and he flys by me thinking he is a bad *. the lane forms into 1 and he is in front of me reving that fart pipe, so i put my truck in neutral and rev mine. the only thing is i have no mufflers HAHA. so anyways we both end up making a left onto another 4 lane road and he pulls besides me and i drop my truck into 2nd and punch it. I have 4 car lengths on this guy then i see railroad tracks coming up. i really dont like to hit bumps hard so i slow down from about 90mph to about 20 so i can get over these bumps. As we all know those guys with rice love there fly bys so he does it going about 80 or so, hits the rail road tracks gets about 2 feet of air slams the front end of his car on the concrete, tears off the whole front air dam into pieces and then runs the red light ahead cuz he was so embarrassed. I just laughed my * off at this guy. the funny part was he was about 30 years old and with his woman!!!! HAHAHA. how many ricers need to be smoked before they think they are slow???!!! sorry for the long post...

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11-28-2001, 10:50 PM	#2 (permalink)
Thundrn_Lightning Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	Oh.....my.....gosh!!!!! That is the best method I have ever heard of deterring a flyby!!! Cool, ------------------ - Kevin Black '94 #907

11-28-2001, 11:18 PM	#3 (permalink)
DJANIMATE Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	"When fly by's go bad"

11-28-2001, 11:56 PM	#4 (permalink)
cplgunn Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	ROTFL- Brings new meaning to the phrase "FLY by"! Did I hear a big Homer Simpson DOOOHHH!

11-29-2001, 12:08 AM	#5 (permalink)
Redneck Ferrari Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	[This message has been edited by Redneck Ferrari (edited 11-28-2001).]

11-29-2001, 05:40 AM	#6 (permalink)
GreazedLightning Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	Bet if there was a caption above his head as he was in mid-air it would have said "Ohhhhhh Shiiiiiitttttt" Good story - Rick -

11-29-2001, 10:28 AM	#7 (permalink)
lightngsvt Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	Hilarious!! Thats almost as good as the one from Lil'Zeus(?) where the guy did a fly by right in fornt of the cops. So did you pick up a piece of the airdam to keep as a trophy/wartnig to future ricers? ------------------ Chuck P 1993#3951 (24k miles, mod'ed and lots of custom parts) NLOC#138 NLOC Michigan area Regional Representative MiLOC#10 00 Focus ZX3 99 GT conv 91 GT (race/show car- in hibernation)

11-29-2001, 02:25 PM	#8 (permalink)
light94ning Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	haha no i just left the pieces there cuz it was in the middle of the intersection.. im sure pieces are still there. maybe i should go back. hahahahaha

11-29-2001, 03:40 PM	#9 (permalink)
Nosdog2 Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	I think I would have ran the light also just to chatch up and talk a little smack in front of his chick... ------------------ 2001 Black Lightning Factory tonneau cover Spray on Bed Liner Factory Trailer Hitch 93 Mustang GT/NOS and other goodies

11-29-2001, 06:36 PM	#10 (permalink)
HotRod Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	Thats a good one! Id have loved to have been on the side of the road with a video camera to catch him in "flight".. ------------------ Rod K. '93 Lightning #1529 NLOC #675 13.27 @ 101.55 Au Natural 12.67 @ 102.52 Kinda juiced.. '98 SVT Contour E1 #5782 '00 Suzuki Bandit S1200 10s??

11-29-2001, 07:14 PM	#11 (permalink)
68 F100 Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	dude you REALLY should have got the war trophy, or maybe just put a little "type R" logo for a kill on your truck like they did on planes in WWII