100% Whoop *** in here !!!

08-19-2001, 02:51 PM

I urge all of you to dump your sissy Lightning's, R/T's and Sy/Ty's and get a REAL car like this...

Don't mess with this nasty if you don't want to soil your pants!!!!

08-19-2001, 03:03 PM

UhmyGawd! Where do I send the check - Fantasyland?

I love the things on the hood. What are they, Nipples?

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Mike Hague
'99 L Black 13.36@102.26
'95 Cobra R 13.18@106+
'91 GMC Syclone 12.0's@111.5,,,so far

08-19-2001, 03:06 PM

HAHA !! I bet that car wouldnt be that fast if you loaded the back of it, would it? Like the Lighting's,R/T's you can still tow or put stuff in the bed and still haul-***..By the way, if I were to get a REAL car it would ether be a Saleen,Viper,or Corvette now those are some REAL cars being STOCK...That Escort looks way tooooo ricey for me anyway..

[This message has been edited by c95moparRamR/T (edited 08-19-2001).]

08-19-2001, 03:22 PM

I LOVE the motorcycle pipes. LOL That must be long grain RICE!! Rod K.

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Rod K.

'93 Lightning #1529
13.683 @ 97.82 Au Natural
'98 SVT Contour E1 #5782
'00 Suzuki Bandit S1200 10s??

08-19-2001, 03:34 PM

is that a fart can, or a fire extinguisher?

yuck
pete

08-19-2001, 03:36 PM

Look at the tag.. I think the owner knows what it is.. JJ

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JDM authorized distributor/installer....01 white lightning, JDM flip chip,JDM lower pulley,K&N drop in filter. Best ET so far, 13.02 @105.31mph
Best 60ft 1.9364(on F1's)
2000 Civic Si, vortech, killer stereo, screaming little *****.
2000 Suzuki RM125. slings mud every weekend.
85 toyota tercel
3 Beagles,My boyz, Pokey, Nitro, and Slinger JJ's Whitelightning

My new albums

08-19-2001, 04:45 PM

Just think this guy put alot of time into that thing to.LOL

08-19-2001, 04:59 PM

Well, time is what it takes. Ugly *** vehicles aren't built in a day.

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Nothing strikes faster than Lightning!

08-19-2001, 07:20 PM

Those are D cups on the hood. It also has a roll cage just in case....it ever breaks out of the 20's and into the teens.

08-19-2001, 07:27 PM

That is an Escort LMFAO The funniest thing I have ever seen..

Terry

08-19-2001, 07:40 PM

Nice Bumpers up front(d-cups)..Cant say much for the *** tho...and the rest of the body..is hmmmmmmmmmmmm.If its fast i am in awe

I dont think there would be a prob leavin it unlocked...No one would steal it

..Damn with those fart cans i bet her *** smells...YIKES!!!

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Da ultimatesurfa
surfin your turf!!!
1999 CC dakota r/t
13.74@97mph

08-19-2001, 09:12 PM

To get full benifit outta that rear wing, may I suggest the installation of a JAYDO.

08-19-2001, 09:58 PM

Hey sstock, you have obviously heard about the guy that actually did that, attatched a JATO (jet assisted take off) rocket to his Impalla. He is no longer with us, thank God, stupid people shouldn't breed! If you want to read other stories like this one, go to www.darwinawards.com

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White Lightning #2252//'80 Mercury Capri-306 balanced, D.S.S forged pistons, TFS heads, Holley 750,Tremec, 4.10 gears, more... 13.20@107MPH//'01 F-250 White, PSD, 6 speed, 4X4, extended cab,//wife's white '01 Sport Trac
I have a thing for white vehicles!

[This message has been edited by Chris Wood (edited 08-19-2001).]

08-20-2001, 08:12 AM

Hey be nice fellas, somebody spent alot of time and energy on that car/thing, then again my grandmother spends time and energy on jigsaw puzzles and I wounldn't admit to doing them either!

08-20-2001, 09:47 AM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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KeepTruckin!
Tim C
99 SYRC R/T:13.86@100mph! N/A 294RWHP
96 Stang GT:14.8@91
95 1200XLCustom

@??
If ya Cant Beatum, better go back to the Speedshop!

08-19-2001, 02:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
Tony Soprano Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	100% Whoop * in here !!!** I urge all of you to dump your sissy Lightning's, R/T's and Sy/Ty's and get a REAL car like this... Don't mess with this nasty if you don't want to soil your pants!!!!

08-20-2001, 09:47 AM	#15 (permalink)
LightningkillerRT Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! ------------------ KeepTruckin! Tim C 99 SYRC R/T:13.86@100mph! N/A 294RWHP 96 Stang GT:14.8@91 95 1200XLCustom@?? If ya Cant Beatum, better go back to the Speedshop!

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08-19-2001, 03:03 PM	#2 (permalink)
Hamrhead Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	UhmyGawd! Where do I send the check - Fantasyland? I love the things on the hood. What are they, Nipples? ------------------ Mike Hague '99 L Black 13.36@102.26 '95 Cobra R 13.18@106+ '91 GMC Syclone 12.0's@111.5,,,so far

08-19-2001, 03:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
c95moparRamR/T Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	HAHA !! I bet that car wouldnt be that fast if you loaded the back of it, would it? Like the Lighting's,R/T's you can still tow or put stuff in the bed and still haul-***..By the way, if I were to get a REAL car it would ether be a Saleen,Viper,or Corvette now those are some REAL cars being STOCK...That Escort looks way tooooo ricey for me anyway.. [This message has been edited by c95moparRamR/T (edited 08-19-2001).]

08-19-2001, 03:22 PM	#4 (permalink)
HotRod Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	I LOVE the motorcycle pipes. LOL That must be long grain RICE!! Rod K. ------------------ Rod K. '93 Lightning #1529 13.683 @ 97.82 Au Natural '98 SVT Contour E1 #5782 '00 Suzuki Bandit S1200 10s??

08-19-2001, 03:34 PM	#5 (permalink)
RedRT Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	is that a fart can, or a fire extinguisher? yuck pete

08-19-2001, 03:36 PM	#6 (permalink)
JJ's Whitelight Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	Look at the tag.. I think the owner knows what it is.. JJ ------------------ JDM authorized distributor/installer....01 white lightning, JDM flip chip,JDM lower pulley,K&N drop in filter. Best ET so far, 13.02 @105.31mph Best 60ft 1.9364(on F1's) 2000 Civic Si, vortech, killer stereo, screaming little *****. 2000 Suzuki RM125. slings mud every weekend. 85 toyota tercel 3 Beagles,My boyz, Pokey, Nitro, and Slinger JJ's Whitelightning My new albums

08-19-2001, 04:45 PM	#7 (permalink)
Litng1 Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	Just think this guy put alot of time into that thing to.LOL

08-19-2001, 04:59 PM	#8 (permalink)
eatingdodgesforlunch! Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	Well, time is what it takes. Ugly *** vehicles aren't built in a day. ------------------ Nothing strikes faster than Lightning!

08-19-2001, 07:20 PM	#9 (permalink)
Tony Soprano Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	Those are D cups on the hood. It also has a roll cage just in case....it ever breaks out of the 20's and into the teens.

08-19-2001, 07:27 PM	#10 (permalink)
tms217 Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	That is an Escort LMFAO The funniest thing I have ever seen.. Terry

08-19-2001, 07:40 PM	#11 (permalink)
ultimatesurfa Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	Nice Bumpers up front(d-cups)..Cant say much for the * tho...and the rest of the body..is hmmmmmmmmmmmm.If its fast i am in awe I dont think there would be a prob leavin it unlocked...No one would steal it ..Damn with those fart cans i bet her * smells...YIKES!!! ------------------ Da ultimatesurfa surfin your turf!!! 1999 CC dakota r/t 13.74@97mph

08-19-2001, 09:12 PM	#12 (permalink)
sstock Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	To get full benifit outta that rear wing, may I suggest the installation of a JAYDO.

08-19-2001, 09:58 PM	#13 (permalink)
Chris Wood Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	Hey sstock, you have obviously heard about the guy that actually did that, attatched a JATO (jet assisted take off) rocket to his Impalla. He is no longer with us, thank God, stupid people shouldn't breed! If you want to read other stories like this one, go to www.darwinawards.com ------------------ White Lightning #2252//'80 Mercury Capri-306 balanced, D.S.S forged pistons, TFS heads, Holley 750,Tremec, 4.10 gears, more... 13.20@107MPH//'01 F-250 White, PSD, 6 speed, 4X4, extended cab,//wife's white '01 Sport Trac I have a thing for white vehicles! [This message has been edited by Chris Wood (edited 08-19-2001).]

08-20-2001, 08:12 AM	#14 (permalink)
HardCore Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	Hey be nice fellas, somebody spent alot of time and energy on that car/thing, then again my grandmother spends time and energy on jigsaw puzzles and I wounldn't admit to doing them either!