Temps in Michigan

12-26-2001, 10:50 PM

MICHIGAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART

70 above
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Michigan go swimming in the Lakes.

60 above
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Michigan plant gardens.

50 above
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Michigan sunbathe.

40 above
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Michigan drive with the windows down.

32 above
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Superior's water gets thicker.

20 above
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold.

0
People in Miami all die...
Michiganders lick the flagpole.

20 below
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Michigan get out their winter coats.

40 below
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door.

60 below
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic.
Michigan Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it
gets cold enough.

80 below
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
People in Michigan rent some videos.

100 below
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Michiganders get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.

297 below
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Michigan complain about farmers with cold hands.

460 below
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Michigan start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"

500 below
Hell freezes over.
The Lions win the Super Bowl!

12-27-2001, 11:27 AM

Thanks for the laugh Slvrltng. I just came in from shoveling the light coating of snow on my sidewalks. Wasn't too bad, just my ears got a little cold.

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Red 2001 Lightning "El Diablo", #965 Born on Date: 2/16/2001
13.571@102.23 (pretty much stock)
359.8rwhp 424.0rwtq
MiLOC #25
If the Devil had a need to drive, it'd be a red Lightning!

12-27-2001, 02:00 PM

Hahahaha!

you need to post it on anything goes, for people in the sunbelt.

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Stevie-Ray
NLOC #606
MILOC #21
2000 Red L #3460 DOB 5-31
ARE LSII
BedRug
Custom mats
Clear tails
Keypad Entry
JL Stage II Ram Air
2001 Ranger 4X4 Daily Driver

GOD BLESS AMERICA!
Where the Stars and Stripes and the Eagle Fly

12-30-2001, 05:08 PM

That is halarious

12-31-2001, 02:11 PM

it is 100% true up to the 20* degree point (for me anyway), LOL!!!!

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Chuck P
1993#3951 (24k miles, mod'ed and lots of custom parts)
NLOC#138
NLOC Michigan area Regional Representative
MiLOC#10

00 Focus ZX3
99 GT conv
91 GT (race/show car- in hibernation)

12-26-2001, 10:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
SLVRLTNG Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	Temps in Michigan MICHIGAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART 70 above Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear. People in Michigan go swimming in the Lakes. 60 above North Carolinians try to turn on the heat. People in Michigan plant gardens. 50 above Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Michigan sunbathe. 40 above Italian & English cars won't start. People in Michigan drive with the windows down. 32 above Distilled water freezes. Lake Superior's water gets thicker. 20 above Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats. People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt. 15 above Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold. 0 People in Miami all die... Michiganders lick the flagpole. 20 below Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Michigan get out their winter coats. 40 below Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door. 60 below Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic. Michigan Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough. 80 below Mt. St. Helens freezes. People in Michigan rent some videos. 100 below Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Michiganders get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg. 297 below Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products. Cows in Michigan complain about farmers with cold hands. 460 below ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale). People in Michigan start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?" 500 below Hell freezes over. The Lions win the Super Bowl!

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12-27-2001, 11:27 AM	#2 (permalink)
Chainsaw13 Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	Thanks for the laugh Slvrltng. I just came in from shoveling the light coating of snow on my sidewalks. Wasn't too bad, just my ears got a little cold. ------------------ Red 2001 Lightning "El Diablo", #965 Born on Date: 2/16/2001 13.571@102.23 (pretty much stock) 359.8rwhp 424.0rwtq MiLOC #25 If the Devil had a need to drive, it'd be a red Lightning!

12-27-2001, 02:00 PM	#3 (permalink)
Gitchi Manitou Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	Hahahaha! you need to post it on anything goes, for people in the sunbelt. ------------------ Stevie-Ray NLOC #606 MILOC #21 2000 Red L #3460 DOB 5-31 ARE LSII BedRug Custom mats Clear tails Keypad Entry JL Stage II Ram Air 2001 Ranger 4X4 Daily Driver GOD BLESS AMERICA! Where the Stars and Stripes and the Eagle Fly

12-30-2001, 05:08 PM	#4 (permalink)
CrazyFoo Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	That is halarious

12-31-2001, 02:11 PM	#5 (permalink)
lightngsvt Guest Posts: n/a View this user's gallery iTrader: / %	it is 100% true up to the 20* degree point (for me anyway), LOL!!!! ------------------ Chuck P 1993#3951 (24k miles, mod'ed and lots of custom parts) NLOC#138 NLOC Michigan area Regional Representative MiLOC#10 00 Focus ZX3 99 GT conv 91 GT (race/show car- in hibernation)