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11-20-2001, 09:34 AM
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| Guest |  Car types and their meanings I got this from another web site, pretty funny stuff. My question is what are we going to come up with for the Lightning? Buick: I died four years ago and nobody told me. Cadillac: I voted for Eisenhower. Chevrolet Camaro (late model): The F-bodies will never die, baby! YEAH! Chevrolet Camaro (IROC): I have a mullet and I listen to Ratt. Chevrolet Caprice : I get a kick out of watching people slow to 55 and pull over. Chevy S-10 (late-model): I'm too much of a poseur to buy a real truck. Chevy S-10 (older model): I'm still in high school. Chevy C/K: I have a mullet and I have, at least once in my life, yelled to my buddies, "Hey y'all, watch this!" Dodge Daytona: Dammit, it's NOT A K-CAR! Dodge Viper: I am a eunnuch. Ford F-series (newer model): Where's the nearest Starbucks? Ford F-series (older model): See Chevy C/K Ford Taurus: I have a mortgage, a dog, and 2.3 kids. Ford Mustang: I have a mullet and listen to Molly Hatchet. Ford Explorer: What's this about tire safety? Ford Expedition: I have a cell phone surgically grafted to my ear. Ford Excursion: You'll get out of my damn way whether you like it or not! Ford Crown Victoria: See Chevy Caprice Ford Super Duty: Unlike all you little wussy pantywastes, I actually have REAL WORK TO DO. GMC: I'm a professional-grade moron who just overpaid for this truck and I'm going to be a complete basket case when I realize it. Honda Civic (stock): I just got out of school, and I have no credit. Honda Civic (Performance modded): But officer, it's only a Civic! It can't go that fast! Honda Civic (Appearance modded): I am da shiznit, boyz! I'll whip yer azz anyday of da week, ****a! Honda Accord: See Ford Taurus Honda CR-V: I have no shame in buying a fake SUV named after a female body part (CR-V EX). Mitsubishi Eclipse AWD turbo (stock): I know a good bargain when I see one. Mitsu Eclipse (performance modded): I'm faster than you. I'm faster than your buddy. Don't even bother. Mitsu Eclipse (appearance modded): See Honda Civic (appearance modded) Pontiac Firebird: I have a mullet and I listen to Poison. Pontiac Aztek: I'm probably blind. Pontiac Montana: It's the SUV of minivans!..or not. Subaru WRX: My knuckles have turned permanently white, and I can't get this stupid grin off my face. Toyota Celica: My car would be fast if I could get some torque out of it. Toyota Camry: See Ford Taurus Toyota Prius: I am a member of Greenpeace. Toyota 4Runner: The 4 stands for four malls on one tank of gas. Toyota Landcruiser: What the hell is Greenpeace? Volvo: I'm in the safest car in the world, so to hell with the rest of you, I'll do whatever I want and you'll like it. |
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11-20-2001, 10:42 AM
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| Guest | hey I have 2 Mustangs and a gen1 Lightning (old style F150), does that mean I have to grow a mullet now and get out the 80's heavy metal??  ------------------ Chuck P 1993#3951 (24k miles, mod'ed and lots of custom parts) NLOC#138 NLOC Michigan area Regional Representative MiLOC#10  00 Focus ZX3 99 GT conv 91 GT (race/show car- in hibernation) |
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11-20-2001, 11:10 AM
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| Guest | Lol! How about these: Ford Lightning (old model): Not only do I have a mullet and listen to Twisted Sister, but I bought this thing 8 years ago and can't give it up. Ford Lightning (new model): Couldn't afford a Gen I 8 years ago, see above. ------------------ Black 2001 Lightning #3625 of 6381, born on 5/4/2001, yikes!! a friday!! Current mods: Ford Racing Clunk Ford Racing Rattle Getting soon: Ford Racing Leak  |
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11-20-2001, 12:28 PM
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| Guest | Must have been from a import fruitcake site Honda Civic (Performance modded): But officer, it's only a Civic! It can't go that fast! Mitsubishi Eclipse AWD turbo (stock): I know a good bargain when I see one. Mitsu Eclipse (performance modded): I'm faster than you. I'm faster than your buddy. Don't even bother. Subaru WRX: My knuckles have turned permanently white, and I can't get this stupid grin off my face. Toyota Celica: My car would be fast if I could get some torque out of it. |
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