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A beautiful blonde goes into a bar and sits down next to a guy that's so
homely looking, he hasn't had a date in over a year, also, he's sooooo dumb
that one night he slept with a ruler next to his head to see how long he
slept. So he figures that he has absolutely no chance in the world to score
a date with this ravishing buxom blonde. Then suddenly she strikes up a
conversation with him and soon they become rather chummy. It starts to get
late and the bartender calls out last drink for alcohol, then the blonde
leans over to the guy and says, "Let's have this last drink at my
apartment." Taken back by her request, and trembling, the guy finally utters
the word, "OK." They get up from the bar stool arm and arm headed for the
door, when the blonde stops him and says, "Before we go back to my apartment
there's one thing I have to tell you, I'm on my menstrual cycle." He says,
"That's ok, I'll follow you in my Honda."